Thursday 2 February 2023

Joke about husband and wife

Q: What did the husband say when his wife asked him to pass the salt? 
A: “You want me to spice up our marriage?” 

Q: What did the wife reply when the husband asked her to pass the pepper? 
A: “I think our marriage is already flavorful enough!”
 
Q: What did the husband say when his wife asked him to pass the butter? 
A: “You can spread the love!” 
 
Q: What did the wife reply when the husband asked her to pass the cheese? 
A: “It looks like we're having a cheesy conversation!”   
 
Q: What did the husband say when his wife asked him to pass the bread? 
A: “Let's make our relationship even better!” 
 
Q: What did the wife reply when the husband asked her to pass the jam? 
A: “Our marriage is already sweet enough!” 
 
Q: What did the husband say when his wife asked him to pass the milk? 
A: “Let's nourish our relationship!”  
 
Q: What did the wife reply when the husband asked her to pass the tea? 
A: “It looks like we're having a warm conversation!”  
 
Q: What did the husband say when his wife asked him to pass the sugar? 
A: “Let's sweeten things up!”
 
Q: What did the husband say when his wife asked him to pass the ketchup? 
A: “I think we should just put this marriage on the table and call it a day!”

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Joke about husband and wife

Q: What did the husband say when his wife asked him to pass the salt?  A: “You want me to spice up our marriage?”  Q: What did the wife re...